What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
The aftermath of last night’s big storm. #dud #thankgod
Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.
So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.
♪ One of these things is not like the others ♪
(Seriously… Daylight Savings?)
Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
Cue “Armoring Up For The Big Fight” montage music.
Skirt. Tartan tweed.
Sword. Spartan Xiphos. Designed: 480 B.C. Forged: A.D. 2010. Heat-treated, high-carbon Japanese steel.
Combat knife. KA-BAR U.S.M.C.
Twin machine pistols. Polish WZ 63. Caliber: 9x18 makarov PM. Rate of fire: 650 rounds per minute.
Scrunchie. Death scrunchie. Expression! Worthy! Of death scrunchie!
Heroic Age: Prince of Power #3 by Greg Pak and Fred van Lente, art by Reilly Brown and Zach Howard
Okay, Death Scrunchie has to be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
When Delphyne has put on her DEATH SCRUNCHIE
That’s the time when anyone who has ever gotten on her bad side really ought to be running
BEWARE THE DEATH SCRUNCHIE
Death Scrunchie, playing this weekend at a hipster bar near you.
The Orange Cone takes a ride at high speed on the front of a race car around Daytona International Speedway
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORRRRRLLLLLDDDDD